I don't wanna call you and take you to the show

I don't wanna go on dates with you

And write you sappy notes

Cause I don't need the hassles

I don't need the headaches too

And I don't wanna be in love with you (x4)

I don't wanna take you for walks on the beach

I don't want you hanging on me like a leech

Cause I know what you're trying, I know what you're trying to do

And I don't wanna be in love with you (x4)

Love is a waste of my time

Don't waste my time cause I've got better things to do

To you love is just games and

Googly eyeed teen romance

That's why I don't wanna be in love with you

I don't wanna think about you everyday

I don't wanna shower and put on aftershave

Cause love is for assholes

Yeah love is for assholes it's true

And I don't wanna be in love with you