Only when I laugh does it hurt."

The doctor says "Please son remove your skirt."

"I'd be glad to comply but I'm not wearing one."

The doctor says "That's strange nor am I."



A Scotsman throws a pole into the air

The alderman all vote in some affair

The mayor he abstained and ain't that strange

he's still a bachelor? Perhaps he's gay.



A corpse is laid out neatly on a slab

Professor's working madly in his lab

The assistant files her nails and checks her hair

There's just a hint of danger in the air



There's just a hint of danger in the air

No one is alarmed nor seems to care

Everyone is happy, we're all fine

We all fall in love all the time



Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane

With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams

When we wake, we find that it has rained

When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep



So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep

Or rest your weary head and come to me

Move your lips and sing this lullabye

Move your lips and sing this lullabye