1. FIRST THING YOU DID ON THE DAY WE MET

YOU TOOK AWAY MY CIGARETTES

ONCE YOU GOT MY NICOTINE

YOU NAGGED UNTIL I QUIT CAFFEINE

BUT YOU WEREN'T SATISFIED WITH THAT

YOU TOLD ME I WAS GETTING FAT

YOU TOOK MY BEER YOU TOOK MY SWEETS

NOW YOU’RE TRYING TO TAKE MY MEAT

CHORUS:

I’M A MEAT HEAD YES I AM

I LOVE THAT BEEF AND PORK AND HAM

I LOVE IT FRIED SMOKED OR STEWED

BAKED OR BROILED OR BARBECUED

BACON STRIPS SIRLOIN TIPS

DOWN MY CHIN THAT SAUCE WILL DRIP

I LOVE TO REAR THOSE BURGERS FRY

I’LL BE A MEAT HEAD TILL I DIE



2. YOU TOLD ME I WAS BLIMPING OUT

YOU MADE ME EAT ALFALFA SPROUTS

BUT RABBIT FOOD WAS SUCH A BORE

I’D RATHER BE A CARNIVORE

I NEED FOOD THAT I CAN CHEW

IT’S IN MY BLOOD TO BARBECUE

YOU CAN KEEP YOUR BRUSSEL SPROUTS

I’LL DIE WITH A PORK CHOP IN MY MOUTH



3. IF’ I WAS SITTING ON DEATH ROW

AND I HAD ONE MORE MEAL TO GO

I WOULDN’T ASK FOR DRY RICE CAKES

SOY BEAN SOUP OR BARLEY FLAKES

I’D ASK THE WARDEN FOR ONE LAST RIDE

TO A BURGER JOINT WE CALL CLYDE’S

I’D ORDER A DOZEN BURGERS TO GO

I’D TAKE MY TIME AND EAT ‘EM SLOW



I’M A MEAT HEAD YES I AM

I LOVE THAT BEEF AND PORK AND HAM

I LOVE IT FRIED SMOKED OR STEWED

BAKED OR BROILED OR BARBECUED

WEENIES ROASTED ON A STICK

JUICY STEAKS NICE AND THICK

I LOVE TO HEAR THOSE BURGERS FRY

I’LL BE A MEAT HEAD TILL I DIE