I’ve never slept in the bathroom

I never dreamed of norwegian wood

I had the honor to be always misunderstood



I never was in the army

I never learned human beings to kill

I preferred only to be a fool on a hill



I never met Sergeant Pepper

I was just member of Pfefferle Band

And in this way I got by with a little help from my friends



I thought I met Lady Madonna

I became father and nearly got mad

I got a son that I surely never have had