I'm a merchant princess in a junk-shop

in a junk-shop at the sales in my shop.

I sell ting-a-ling, darling anything.



I sell big waterjuwels, snore-traps and a single twin parachut for angels, and a healthy Micky Finn



I sell major key thunder and a Chinese Cha cha cha, Bengal Fire,

Hoochy-Koochey and Jambalaya



I sell love sick remedy and topsy-truvy hats, kisses in a matchbox and

anthill-landmaps.



I sell pink rubber-watches

to stretch universal time, a top ten single hit without a rhythm or a rhyme



Golden hair for jelly-fish, an All-Solution-Book

Special glue for broken hearts, and the perfect look



Vanishing pyjamas and a train that loops the loop a cheap tongue-twist unraveller and ice cubes in tubes.



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