I stumbled into Obakemon

He said my name in Japanese

He took me through the portal -

I did not want to go

It seemed a celebration

Was prepared to meet me there

This is the place of no return

I want to go back



There she comes now in veil

She's walking doen the aisle

So close now she winks

I recognize that smile

A spider and I,

A fly with white-gloved hands

Wait! Something's a miss

But this wedding has been planned



A man with no head in the chamber

Handed me the ring

Then the creeps and the freaks

Clapped in joyous agony

Did they ask if I take this thing to be my wife?

It came down to the second in the land of the final frontier



There she comes now in veil

She's walking doen the aisle

So close now she winks

I recognize that smile

A spider and I,

A fly with white-gloved hands

Wait! Something's a miss

But this wedding has been planned