MTV makes me wanna smoke crack

Fall out the window and I'm never comin' back

MTV makes me wanna get high

Can't get it right, no matter how I try

Everything's perky and everything's so bright

Everything's so slick and everyone's uptight

The pictures are nice, the colors are nice

The girls are nice and everything's so nice!

MTV makes me wanna smoke crack

Fall out of...



No wait, hold the show. Gonna bum rush this. Singing the song like that... I got to admit, I spent the last week making a video myself. Could you hit that tape? We got to do this another way.



Hey

Get busy

MTV makes me want to smoke crack, Whoa

Fly out the window and I'm never coming back

MTV makes me want to get high as the moon, like a rubber balloon

Everything's wonderful, everything's grand

Everything's swingin' all across the land

Break out the biscuits, strike up the band

Play those videos, every woman and man

Cause MTV, whoa, makes me wanna smoke crack

Fly out the window and never coming back

MTV makes me want to get high as a kite

Gettin' down... play!

Whoa! Aww yeah!

Gettin' busy people!

Workin' at the video store, making some change

With a sparkle in my step and a smile on my face

Condominiums rising above and it's better than love!

Whoa!

MTV One

MTV Two!

MTV makes we want to smoke crack!