Looking for someone I can play with

I don't care if she's skinny

I don't care if she's fat

As long as she goes for boys like me

'Cause I like them like that

She might be a Catholic

She might be a nurse

She might give me a child or gonorrhea

Or something worse

She might be a painter or a communist

With my luck

But that that's the kind of girl you really want to fuck.

(Chorus)

Looking for girls

Looking high and low and everywhere that I go

Looking for girls

Might find her in a car

Might find her in a cave

Might pull her from a shopping mall

Might pull her from the grave

I want to kiss her lips

I want to see her dance

I want to see her wriggle and jiggle

Right out of her pants

I'm looking for someone

With a voice that's true

And I'm going to be nice to her

May she'll be nice too

Then I'm going to do it

Do it to her

Four hundred and eighty-seven thousand times