Super Furry Animals)



The blim holes in my shell suit,

joined into an absolute,

and fell apart one day.

They stitched me up in Everton,

then they took me to a surgeon:

lost on penalties.

Mario Man.



I married at the altar,

the village idiot's daughter,

Oh! Lucky me.

We honeymooned in Cyprus,

that's where she caught the virus.

I flew home alone,

so I bought myself a chip pan,

and sailed it to the Isle of Man,

for a holiday.



Struggling in a vortex,

with my jacket made of goretex,

if fits wonderfully.



Mario Man.

Zap! Zap!

Wham! Wham!

Says the Mario Man today.

He played so hard,

he's got blisters on his fingers