-spoken-



Statler: It is required of every man that the sprit within him

should walk abrod his fellow men.

Waldorf: And if that spirit goes not forth in life, he is condemed

to do so after death

Statler: To witness what he can not share, but might have shared and

turned to happiness



-singing-



Both: We're Marley and Marley

Averious and greed

Statler: We took advantage of the poor

Just ignored the needy

Both: We specialized in causing pain

Spreading fear and doubt

Waldorf: And if you could not pay the rent, we simply threw you out



-spoken-



Waldorf: There was the year we evicted the entire orphanage!

Statler: I remember the little tykes all standing in the snow bank.

Waldorf: With their little frost-bitten teddy bears!

Both: (laugh) Ooooh.



-singing-



Both: We're Marley and Marley

Our hearts were painted black

Statler: We should have known our evil deeds would put us both in shackles

Both: Captive, bound, we're double-ironed

Exhausted by the wait

Statler: As freedom comes from giving love

Waldorf: So, prison comes with hate



Both: We're Marley and Marley

Ghosts: Whoooooo

Both: We're Marley and Marley

Ghosts: Whoooooo



-spoken-



Waldorf: True, there was something about mankind we loved

Statler: I think it was there money!

Both: (laugh)



-singing-



Both: Doomed, Scrooge! You're doomed for all time

Waldorf: Your future is a horror story, written by your crime

Both: Your chains are forged, by what you say and do

Ghosts: So, have your fun when life is don