I need a Mars Bar

Hey raid the Spa

To help me through the day

I need a Mars Bar

I've had total fun

It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

It helps me - makes me - work rest and play



I never eat my dinner

I push away the plate

You can see I'm getting thinner

Because I just can't wait



To get my Mars Bar

Hey raid the Spar ...



To Patrick Moore and David Bowie

And all the other stars

There's evidence here to show

That there's life on Mars



I need a ...



There's glucose for energy

Caramel for strength

The chocolate's only there

To keep it the right length



I need a ...



To anybody out there who still eats Twix ?

Anybody on packets of Buttons ?

I gave them up when I was six

I hope your teeth are rotten



I need a ...



Work - rest and play