Ia‚Â've no wish to hurry you luv

But have you seen the time

Ita‚Â's quarter to ten and wea‚Â're supposed to be there

At nine

I dona‚Â't think the registrar

Will be very pleased

When we show up an hour late

Like two frozen peas

Both now facing for the first time

Presently and past

Something that begins with M

And ends in alas

More than not complete disaster

Even from the start

What could it be...

Ita‚Â's Matrimony

I know how youa‚Â've dreamt about

Being walk down the aisle

But think of the money wea‚Â'll save

And youa‚Â'll see ita‚Â's worthwhile

It wona‚Â't please our mums and dads

But they dona‚Â't even know

Besides if they did whata‚Â's the betting

They wouldna‚Â't even go

You and me are all that matters

Disregard the rest

Trust your soon to be the old man

He knows what is best

Very shortly now therea‚Â's going to be

An answer from you

Then one from me

Thata‚Â's matrimony

Ia‚Â'm truly grateful for the little things in life

That have made me so glad

Every other hour that I spend with you

Is not in the least bit sad

Quite the opposite in fact

And if you dona‚Â't believe me

Herea‚Â's the proof

Ask me if I and Ia‚Â'll say "Aye, I do" -

Marriage - the joining together of the two people

For better or for worse till death them do part

OlaƒÂ!