From the Album:

* Face it



She never leaves the house

Without a royal blush

She slaps on the pancake

And it's never too much

Old - Blue Eyes on the hi-fi

Now ain't that a scream

Max - make-up for the

Beauty queen

She's got an affair with a

King size mirror

The lighting's just right

Your perfect deceiver

Cosmetics on standy fakin'

A dream - max make-up

For the B- queen.

Black stockings and pink cigarettes

Lips high-gloss-pigeon-blood red

10 inch lashes and the finishing touch

A string of pearls

And a Mickey Mouse watch!

My - my - maximum make-up

Turns me on and makes me hot

My - my - maximum make-up

Don't you ever take it off?!

At the end of the day -

When the face runs down

Finally gets tired of ...

Lookin' like a clown

Mascara smears -

Time for cold cream

Max - make-up for the B- Queen!

My - my - maximum make-up

Turns me on and makes me hot

My - my - maximum make-up

Don't you ever take it off?!