Oh shit God damn, I almost hit that little punk rock kid.

Oh shit, ah damn, well what's happening here? Damn helicopters

And all I saw was some little skater kid

Come runnin by with a test tube, one of them glass ones.

Oh man, I'll check the news

And find out what the hell's happening here. "Hola Como estas?"

Fuckin commercials, damn yeah,

"This is Victoria Secretion reporting live from Orange County California,"

No shit, "where just moments ago, Officer Jack Mehoff in our

Chopper in the sky Spotted rapper D-Loc, member of the infamous Kottonmouth Kommittee,

Skating east bound on Yorba Linda Blvd.

DLoc has been at large and is wanted by press, parents, and

Authorities

For being a nuisance to society. Approach with caution,

DLoc could be under the influence of a mind altering substance."



It's me and my skate, skate

In this world of hate and confusion

I sweat all day to create an illusion

Or a fantasy yeah that's what you call it

You (???) can be a bong tokin alcoholic

Well this came true so I grip the Mic tightly

And when I'm rocking the stage my skates besides me

After the show you'll catch skating in the parking lot

Bustin grinds and flips, my board is all I got

To escape the realness of reality

I smoke a joint so I can cope with this insanity

They say sobriety's the answer to society

I say its anarchy but they ain't understanding me

I say it twice but they just can't relate

I guess its fate, my boards my mate

Just, just me and my skate



"In other breaking news, reputed rapper Saint,

Also from the Kottonmouth Kommittee, was caught by surveillance Camera

At JJ's Liquor in the city of Orange

Making off with 2 cases of beer, 1 pint of booze, and a carton of Cigarettes.

The unemployed rapper has outstanding charges of drunken Rowdiness,

Insighting riots, and abusive behavior, Saint was last spotted on

Beach Blvd, jumping from a moving vehicle under the influence of Alcohol."



Now I just got off the phone with Big Hoss up in prison.

Thank God for freedom hook the bitches with my jism

Name is brought up in many girlies' conversations

But it gets complicated with the situations you be facin

My name is Saint, the one the girlies flock fool.

So don't get mad when your lady starts to jock me fool.

(?) Like a beer like marijuana.

She said "Hi Saint my name's you'wanna."

You wanna wanna wanna take me home?

You wanna wanna wanna lay and bone?

But I get aggravated, mentally frustrated

When I act like (?) cuz your boyfriend player hated.

Left jab, right hook, then I knocked him out,

I hate player haters so I pissed in his mouth.



"Apparently local officials have turned the Kottonmouth Kommittee

Case over to the Federal Bureau of Investigations.

The elusive Orange County rappers, under the direction of Pimp

Daddy X are sought in connection with a number of charges

Ranging from obscenity, influencing the minds of minors, fake

ID's, lude and crude behavior, and demoralizing society.

Right wing, religious zealots have apparently threatened to

Quote 'Crucify those young punks.' "



Yo I got a scam for this, you know I got a scam for that

The (???) Daddy's friends are good but still I watch my back

I like to vibe, write a rhyme to a funky phat track

I got the scam to get the green to scam for a fat sack

Too many vices and insane extremities

I got no good solutions, so no quick remedies

Don't wanna slave my life working at a 9 to 5

Fuck flippin burgers don't wanna drop no fries

Don't wanna move boxes, move shit or sit behind a desk

Just wanna get upon a Mic and let my skills start to flex

Addicted to the homegrown, fly girls and (???)

I'm not a loser look at you, don't wanna be left alone

Addicted to the nicotine, a full time toker

All more confused with me (bead-eye) loca

Late night toker, indo smokers

Hey hey daddy X daddy X daddy X daddy X

Let your skills flex

Hey hey daddy X daddy X

Hey daddy X put those fools in check

Live while you live you gotta live your life while you're here

Time is all I got I wanna smoke the kind and guzzle beer

Fear of life at times yes but I ain't got no time for that

I gotta kick it chill got to kick it to the max

So when you see daddy X in your vicinity

Pass the pipe, pass the j, say, "what's up?"

I'm out, peace

Me (me) me and my skate my skate my skate my skate

My mate my skate

Me (me) me and my skate my skate

My skate my mate in this world of hate



"After an all out man hunt by local and federal officials,

The Kottonmouth Kommittee still remains at large,

Last spotted fleeing southbound on Interstate 5

In a drop top Volkswagen bug, believed to be stolen from

A trailer park complex earlier today.

The young vandals are disturbing the peace, and reportedly riding High.

That's our local news for now, we'll update you on the situation as it happens.

I'm Victoria Secretion for KBUD, 420 on your dial, now back to you, Bob