Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park

Shaves in the dark

Trying to save paper



Sleeps in a hole in the road

Saving up to buy some clothes

Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose



Such a mean old man

Such a mean old man



His sister Pam works in a shop

She never stops

She's a go-getter



Takes him out to look at the queen

Only place that he's ever been

Always shouts out something obscene



Such a dirty old man

Dirty old man