If i look like a mean old man that's what i am

If i look like a mean old man that's what i am

If i look like a mean old man

Who'll do you any way he can

To break your heart and kiss your hand

That's what i am



And if i look like a good old friend that's what i am

If i look like a good old friend that's what i am

If i look like a good old friend

Who's good at bending with the wind

To be your friend right to the end

That's what i am



Chorus:

And if i look like a voodoo doll that's what i am

If i look like a voodoo doll that's what i am

If i look like a voodoo doll

Who takes his licking standing tall

Who'd rather bite you back than crawl

That's what i am



If i look like your uncle bob that's what i am

If i look like your uncle bob that's what i am

If i look like your uncle bob

Who likes to slap you on the back and rob you

While he still can do the job

That's what i am



Chorus:

And if i look like a voodoo doll that's what i am

If i look like a voodoo doll that's what i am

If i look like a voodoo doll

Who takes his licking standing tall

Who'd rather bite you back than crawl

That's what i am


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