(spoken)



Kevin: Hi, I'm Kevin.



Pheobe: And I'm Phoebe.



Count: I'm Count von Count.



Kevin: Here's a little song for you guys and gals out there who can't quite figure out what the wacky world of measuring is all about.



Phoebe: And it goes something like this ...



Count: It goes exactly like this!



(sung)



Phoebe: How deep is your bathtub?



Count: 2 feet



How high is your shelf?



3 feet



Kevin: How tall is that penguin?



24 inches

You can find out yourself



Phoebe and Kevin: Just get out your ruler

And you will see



Kevin: How fun and useful measuring can be



Phoebe: How tall is your brother?



2 feet, 1 inch



How big is that tree?



5 feet



Kevin: How wide is your mother?



One and a half feet

Don't come running to me



Phoebe and Kevin: Once you've tried a ruler

I'm sure you'll agree



Kevin: How fun and useful measuring can be



Phoebe and Kevin: Inches, yards and feet

They really can't be beat



Count: For measuring they bring home all the prizes



Kevin: You will find them on your ruler



Count: And there's really nothing cooler



All: When you want to figure out what something's size is



Phoebe and Kevin: How long is that noodle?



8 inches



How tall is that drink?



5 inches



Phoebe: How big is your poodle?



2 feet, 5 inches



Kevin: How deep is your sink?



1 foot



Phoebe and Kevin: Once you've tried a ruler

I'm sure you'll agree



Phoebe: How truly useful measuring



Phoebe and Kevin: How truly useful measuring



All: How truly useful measuing can be