She doesn't own a dress

Her hair is always a mess

If you catch her stealin' she won't confess

She's beautiful



She smokes a pack a day

Oh, wait, that's me, but anyways

She doesn't care a thing about that hair

She thinks I'm beautiful



She never compromises

Loves babies and suprises

Wear high heels when she excersizes

Ain't that beautiful?

Meet Virginia



Well she wants to be the Queen

Then she thinks about her scene

Pulls her hair back as she screams

I don't really wanna be the queen



Her daddy wrestles alligators

Mamma works on carburetors

Her brother is a fine mediator for the President



Well here she is again on the phone

Just like me, hates to be alone

We just like to sit at home and rip on the President

Meet Virginia



Well she wants to live her life

Then she thinks about her life

Pulls her hair back as she screams

I don't really wanna live this life



She only drinks coffee at midnight

When the moment is not right

Her timing is quite unusual

You see her confidence is tragic

But her intuition magic

And the shape of her body - unusual



Meet Virginia-I can't wait to

Meet Virginia-Yea

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