They were drunk and they were angry

They were big as they could be

They were hell bent and determined

To kick the Yankee out of me

Insulted me they called me names

They would not let me pass

Oh those Redneck boys

They left me no choice

I had to kick some ass

Guess again

Must've been dreamin

Truth is I turned high tail and ran

Guess again

Oh I must've been dreamin

Dreamin I was much more of a man

Well you know that I am six foot three

But did you know that I'm part Cherokee

Oh I'm a major hunk

Have you ever seen me dunk

You know that I'm a Spanish dancer

I'm workin on my cure for cancer

I drive a supersonic car

And I'm a rock and roll star

Guess again

Must've been dreamin

Maybe I just got way too much time

Guess again

Oh I must've been dreamin

Since when is dreamin a crime

See I was burstin with desire

I was a boy of just thirteen

She was an old friend of the family

And a local beauty queen

And then we found ourselves alone

In the middle of the day

She took me to her room

She took me to the moon

She took my innocence away

Guess again

Must've been dreamin

Truth is she never noticed me

Guess again

Oh I must've been dreamin

But it's so much sweeter than reality

Well you know I'm not afraid of pain

But did you know that I rope fire and rain

Workin on my seventh book oh yeah

I'm a gourmet cook

I speak fluent French you know

I got a big black belt in Tae Kwan Do

And I'm a PHD of course

And I'm hung like a horse

Guess again

Must've been dreamin

Sometimes all these dreams are like a curse

Guess again

Oh I must've been dreamin

Guess youc