A one, two, three.



J.o.h.n.n.y.,

God's little gift, cream and pie.



Men, men, men, umm, uum,

Men, men, men, umm, uum,

Men, men, milk and honey,

God's little gift for woman.



I want you clever but not too clever,

I want you bad but not too bad.

I want you strong but not too strong,

I want you to try your rightful position.



Oh, too, too much, i mean, it's so good.



Men, men, snails and puppies,

Your muscles are not for fighting in war.

Your lips are not for voicing opinions,

Your eyes are there for us to look into.

I want you to take your rightful position.



Oh, too, too much, i mean, it's so good.



Men, men, grapes and nuts,

Your pants are never tight enough,

Your boots are never long enough.

Your skin is never young enough,

I want you to hold your rightful position.



Pardon me, honeycum, your hair piece's slipping.



Men, men, apples and figs,

I like you to be faithful but not very fussy,

I like you to be behind me but not just beside me.

I like you to shut up but know when to say yes,

I want you to learn your frightful position.



Pardon me, starstud, your cod piece's showing.



Now you know what you have to do-oh,

Now you know what's expected of you-hoo-hoo-hoo.

So come, come, come, come,

Come up and hum hum,

Come up and hum hum,

Come up and see me sometime,

Come up and see me sometime.



-"ladies and gents, i'd like to introduce you to my lower half, without whom i won't be breathing so heavily.

Honey juice, you can come out of the box now..."



-"yes, dear."


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