I'm a human being now but I used to be a pig

'Til they shortened up my nose

and they made me wear a wig

I'm afraid the things on piggy farm

will never be the same

Since they picked me for this job

and they stuck me with a name

It's a name, it's name,

who ever heard of a pig with a name like



Meridian Leeward - that's my name

I fly around the sky in a big jet plane

I'm a flash ace pilot, got my name on the wing

I hang around with people

and they don't suspect a thing

You look like a person but you know you're a pig



I'm not afraid of dying

from some mad man's gun or knife

When I was still a piggy, dying was a way of life

I'm not a piggy anymore and I don't share that dread

The other day for breakfast I ate half of Uncle Fred

I wonder who ate the other half of Fred?



I think I'd rather be a cop

I think that's what I'd like to be

I'd show you people a thing or two

If a man in blue starts beating on you

Look out 'cause it might be me

You look like a cop but you know you're a pig