Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,

they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.



Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and chemma

and have a son in law named jeff.



Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning

but they have to so they do it real slow.



Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school

and they take spanish and get a B.



Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their

Nina's and their Nino's........ Nano Nano Nina Nono!



Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the

dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown

cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....



"And thats all i got, how do ya like it?"



*phone rings*

Mexican Americans like to answer telephone calls and say hello

to whoever's on the other end