Here comes another song about Mexico

I just can't help myself

I lost my old lady

Got my lures

Got my bobbers

Now I'm gonna go



Got off in the wrong direction

Found a hooker and lost my erection

So I had to lie

In the letter to the boys back home



Now the good guys and the bad guys

Never work past noon around here

They sit side to side in cantinas

Talk to senoritas

And drink warm beer



Here comes the same old verse about Mexico

We just can't help ourselves

We lost our old ladies

Got our lures

Got our bobbers

Now we're gonna go



Got off in the wrong direction

Found some hookers and lost my erections

And we had to lie

In the letter to the boys back home



So the good guys and the bad guys

Never work past noon around here

They sit side to side in Cantinas

Talk to senoritas

And drink warm beer



So the good guys and the bad guys

Never work past noon around here

They sit side to side in Cantinas

Talk to senoritas

And drink warm beer