Intro:

Mi tek bus, mi tek van

Mi tek JwN ns mi tek Jean

Mi nuh tek Kark or Donovan

that worng Madd Anju pon de slang

chorus:

Mi nuh play chess cause yuh haffi check man

A police alone get pay fi ketch man

Mi a gal lover, yuh nah fi question

Mi nuh play draft, no mi nuh tek man



Verse 1:

The best plan, is fi have a girl yes man

Nuh less than five girls mi mind a respond

A girl look hot well pop the question

If the vibes get strong great let's jam

Mi back up dis fat beef from over Westland

Whey mi hear dis yute a beat him chess pon

Yes man she buck m,

A next man an by half hour time she a mek a next plan

Damn! Yuh know seh dat neva tek long

De yute sight the play and seh him gaa get gang

Yes don dim a fight fi be best man

Now him girl a ask if a suh mi tek long





Mi nuh play chess cause yuh haffi check man

A police alone get pay fi ketch man

Mi a gal lover, yuh nah fi question

Mi nuh play draft, no mi nuh tek man



Verse 2:

A yute a show mi a girl seh how she mek wrong

Mi just tell him seh a joke yuh a mek man

Madd Anju waan know wha yuh really get from

dissing up di girls when yuh can get one

Well mi love girls and dem love how mi mek song

Mi mind set pon girls and it nuh set wrong

A dem alone get my love and affection

Yes man suh yuh have any objection





Mi nuh play chess cause yuh haffi check man

A police alone get pay fi ketch man

Mi a gal lover, yuh nah fi question

Mi nuh play draft, no mi nuh tek man





Verse 3:

Well dis a fi di yutes dem whey love girls bad

Who everytime dem si girls fi...dem ...get mad

A woman alone can bust wi glad bag

Hmmmmmm tings sticky pon a fag





Mi nuh play chess cause yuh haffi check man

A police alone get pay fi ketch man

Mi a gal lover, yuh nah fi question

Mi nuh play draft, no mi nuh tek man