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C Am F G7 C

What's the best examination made for you and me?

C Am F G7C

M I C K E Y M O U S E

C Am F G7 C

How do professors too often seem when facing you and me?

C Am F G7C

M I C K E Y M O U S E

C F C F

Drop a third of the class, forever let the flunkout rate be

G7

high, high, high, high

C Am F G7

Each one we burn, should he return, must pass this course from me

C Am F G7C

M I C K E Y M O U S E



Now why is that professors find teaching undergrads to be

M I C K E Y M O U S E

And when company interviewers gape at you what do they see?

M I C K E Y M O U S E

Grades above 65, sometimes all seem to go to those who

scribe, scribe, scribe, scribe

By what means do they judge success in this brain factory?

M I C K E Y M O U S E



Why are courses handed to us as compulsory always

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And why in hairy courses is the text invariably

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Make the labs long and hard, so would-be engineers dispair is

high, high, high, high

Regardless of how well you do, your grade's still set by me

M I C See you next year

K E Y Why? because we flunked you

M O U S E

@parody

written by Nick Krukovsky about the Cornell Engineering school

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