Today he traded his big 98 Oldsmobile



He got a heck of a deal



On a new Porsche car



He ain't wearing his usual grey business suit



He's got jeans and high boots



With an embroidered star



An today he's forty years old going on twenty



Don't look for the grey in his hair



'Cause he ain't got any



He's got a young thing beside him



That just melts in his hand



He's middle aged crazy



Trying to prove he still can



He's gotta a woman he's loved for a long long time at home



Ah but the thrill is all gone



When they cut down the lights



They've got a business that they spent a while comming by



been a long uphill climb



But now the profits are high



But today he's forty years old going on twenty



And he hears of sordid affairs and he aint had any



And the young thing beside him



You know she understands



That he's middle aged crazy



Trying to prove he still can



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