When he's asleep, when he's awake

Eating a Swanson's Salisbury Steak

He's glued to the TV

He knows the names he knows the plot

He likes it when they all get shot

A blaze of glory

Mike TV

Shot in front of a live audience

Mike TV

Owes it all to his parents

And that reminds me

Of something I saw on TV

Or was it some old movie

Life's just no fun it's all reruns



Hey look at me I'm on TV

I am whoever I want to be

I live vicariously

I figured it out

Cause I'm pretty smart

Fast forward through the boring parts

Action's all I see



Mike TV

Back after these messages

Mike TV

Back after these vestiges

And that reminds me

Of something I saw on TV

Or was it some old movie

Life's just no fun it's all rerun