Nate, he was a big mistake

Oh Nate, all his dates inflate

It's Nate, loves to be butt-raped

that's Nate

Next Nick, that selfish little prick

Oh Nick, you know he makes me sick

It's Nick, his ass I'd like to kick

That's Nick

Now Steph...

Ok, now Steph's retarded

Well Joel, he's a big asshole

Oh Joel, he's a HUGE asshole

It's Joel, HE'S ONE, BIG, FAT ASSHOLE!

That's Joel

Our band, full of bullshit

That's our band, we're really sucking it

Our band, getting Jiggy with it

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

We're Idiots with Instruments

We can't play worth dick

We're Idiots with Instruments

We're Nate, Joel, Steph and Nick