Chinese symbols on his robe

Never gonna match up with that smile

He's wearing mostly black and gold

It's been twelve days

The longest for a while



He's been fortunate

He can't tell a lie

Redheads, blondes, brunettes

They all fall for his lines



He's been king now for so long

His days are numbered

Times have changed, so move along

The dream is over



Draped across Egyptian linen

Even Cleopatra casts an eye

A gossamer see-through zipped up tracksuit

Champagne bottle, ten o'clock on fire



He's been fortunate

He cannot deny

Jacuzzi baronet

With soap suds in his eyes



He's been king now for so long

His days are numbered

Times have changed, so move along

The dream is over



He's been king now for so long

His days are numbered

Times have changed, so move along

The dream is over



We've been waiting for so long

We think it's over