I woke up, can't wait to eat

Got my cereal, boy was I beat

Opened the fridge, and to my dismay

There was no milk, my mother will pay



[CHORUS]

I want some milk, my coffee grows cold

I want some milk, I should've been told



[BRIDGE]

I wish I had some god damn milk

My Cheerios just ain't the same

I wish I had some god damn milk

Too bad the milkman never came



I can't go out to the store

I'll just wait till my mother buys more

I'll just have wheat thins and beer

If I get sick, the toilet is near



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