Hey folks here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher

She was a lowdown hoocie coocher

She was the roughest toughest frail

But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale



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She messed around with a bloke named Smokie

She loved him though he was cokey

He took her down to Chinatown

and showed her how to kick the gong around





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She had a dream about the king of Sweden

He gave her things that she was needin'

He gave her a home built of gold and steel

A diamond car with platinum wheels





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He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses

Each meal she ate was a dozen courses

Had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes

She sat around and counted them all a million times





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Poor Min, poor Min, poor Minnie