Brian Johnson/John Johnson)



Everybody likes Miron

He's the best kind of son

He's good to his mom and dad

And to his sisters he's never bad

The neighbors he doesn't annoy

Miron's a very quiet boy

He doesn't like to go out on dates

He doesn't like to sleep in late

Everybody likes Miron

Everybody likes Miron



Miron has a thing for little girls

They really put his brain in a whirl

He likes to watch them undress at night

While he hides just out of sight

And when they're home all alone

He calls them up on the phone

He tells them things they don't understand

To them Miron is a real man

He takes them all to his secret place

Where he dresses them in pretty lace

Then he likes to play his little game

It always ends up the same



(Repeat first verse twice)

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