I see a damsel

In danger and distress

I see that she is pretty

I see a young girl

Dressed in a dirty dress

I see that she is pretty



Mirror mirror on the wall

Who's the fairest one of all



I see a fat girl

With her hair in a mess

I see that she is pretty

I see a proud girl

She's pregnant I would guess

I see that she is pretty



Mirror mirror on the wall

Who's the fairest one of all

Mirror mirror do not fail

Who deserves to go to jail



I see the school girls

Dressed in their Sunday best

I see that they are pretty

I see the wagon trains

Of pioneer women heading west

I see that they are pretty



Mirror mirror on the wall

Who's the fairest one of all

Creature creature, here the plan

Leads unto the Fall of Man



I see a matron

Unbuttoning a tightly fitting dress

I see that she is pretty

I see a maiden

She's careless like all the rest

I see that she is pretty



Mirror mirror on the wall

Who's the fairest one of all

Mirror mirror do not fail

Who deserves to go to jail

Mirror mirror on the wall

Who's the prettiest one of all

Mirror mirror humor me

Do they see what I see

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