To my idol the divine

Hope this never happens to us



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She may look a little worn out

She may have a couple of gray hairs

A little ragged a little haggard

A few wrinkles here and there

But you should of seen her 21 years ago

She would of captivated you

Why she was Miss Subway of 1952



She had a stunting figure

And her hips weren't any bigger

Than her bust line

She's gotten just a little saggy

And her skin's a trifle baggy

But there was a time

When everything was perfectly place

She had a beautiful face



She may look a little made up

Especially around the eyes

A little groupie, a little droopy

But once they were quit a prize

Yes you should of seen her 21 years ago

They were a devastating view

Why she was Miss Subway of 1952



She had a million men around her

Giving gifts that would astound her

Why she couldn't even walk down the street

Yeah she had lovers by the dozen

And she even had some cousins

Who just couldn't stop

Throwing themselves at her feet

She was so dainty and sweet



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