mister richard smoker

you're a poopey poker

chardonnay & cocaine in the spa

cigarettes and coffee breath

little boys on crystal meth

tonight we'll tango in the street

you eat

dog meat



mister richard smoker

you're a chicken choker

tonight you're gonna

let it all hang out

pantihose and aqua net

smokin' menthol cigarettes

tonight we'll tango in the street

you eat

dog meat



smoke!



(solos)



you eat

dog meat



mister richard smoker

you're an Ono Yoker

cognac and black coffee

with the boys

dancin' in your buster browns

whirlin' to the techno sounds

your hands are wet

your hair is slick

you smoke

big dick



mister richard smoker

you're a velvet coker

Bruce and Geoff will

pick you up at ten

goin' out

dancin' in the city

friday night

gotta look pretty

tonight we'll tango in the street

you eat

dog meat