(A. Young M. Young)

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the day

I just can't wait till Christmas time

When I can roll em' in the hay



Easy come, easy go

Have a good time, with lots of dough

Slippin' up high, slippin' down low

Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show



I like female form, in minimum dress

Money to spend with a capital "S"

Get a date with the woman in red

Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed

He got it, I want it

They got it, I can't have it

But I want it, but it don't matter

She got it and I can't get it

I want a mistress for Christmas

I want a mistress for Christmas

I want a mistress

For Christmas



Easy come, easy go

Slippin' high, slippin' low

He got it, I want it

They got it, I can't have it

I want it, don't matter

She got it, and I can't get it

He got it, and I want it

They got it, and I can't have it

But I want it, it don't matter

She got it, and I can't get it

Mistress for Christmas, you know what I'm talking about

Mistress for Christmas, they're gonna send me down, send me down

Mistress for Christmas, I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed

Mistress for Christmas



I can hear you coming down my snow stick



I wanna ride on your reindeer honey

And ring the bells