I love, a girl called Maria,

Her name is Maria

They call her Mari, Mari

Mari, Mari, Maria.

She loves a guy who's a maori

A New Zealand maori

Yes, he's a maori, maori

Maori, maori, maori

They sailed

A kayak down the Murray

A kayak down the Murray

Down the Murray

Murray, Murray, Murray.

They love pasta marinara

Pasta marinara

They love their mari

Mari, mari, marinara.

They skipped

Through a field of marigolds

A field of marigolds

A field of mari,

Mari, mari, marigolds

They said

One day they would marry

One day they would marry

Yes they'd marry,

Marry, marry, marry, marry.

Sadly they DIED this afternoon

CHA-CHA-CHA!