[Ricky Walters]

Ladies, and gentlemen... and lowlifes

It is with outstanding pleasure

that we are here to present tonight...

Slick Rick, the Ruler! And MC Ricky D!!

Doing their smash hit, ";Mona Lisa,";

you know, like the picture?

Anyway, I'd like to take this time out

to bow before his divine majesty



[Ricky] Oh your majesty...

[Slick] Hmm?

[Ricky] Can I kiss your hand?

[Slick] Mm-hmm

[Ricky] (kisses his hand loudly)

[Slick] Enough!

[Ricky] Come your highness.. they await you..



[Slick Rick]

Well, it was one of those days -- not much to do

I was chillin downtown, with my old school crew

I went into a store -- to buy a slice of pizza

And bumped into a girl, her name was Mona -- what?

Mona Lisa (what?) *singing* Mona Lisa, so men made you..

YouknowhatI'msayin? So I said, ";Excuse me, dear

my gosh, you look nice!

Put away your money

I'll buy that slice!";

She said, ";Thanks - I'd rather a slice of you

I'm just kidding, but that's awfully nice of you";

The compliment showed she had a mind in her

And when I smiled (PING!) I almost blinded her

She said, ";Great Scott! Are you a thief?

Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth";

Ha-ha, hah! Had to find that funny

So I said, ";No child, I work hard for the money

And calling me a thief? Please! Don't even try it (Right!)

Sit down eat your slice of pizza, and be quiet";

She almost got cut short -- you know, scissors

She tried to disrespect WHO?! The Grand Wizard

Me! ";Well what's your name, son?";

";MC Ricky D,"; but not to be so harsh I said to Mona Li-hee

";I'm.. sorry and I know that's low class (uhh, yeah)

Please sit, and tell me a little about your past";

She said, ";