(mark knopfler & sting)







Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it

You play the guitar on the mtv

That ain't workin' that's the way you do it

Money for nothin' and chicks for free

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it

Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your little finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb



We gotta install microwave ovens

Custom kitchen deliveries

We gotta move these refrigerators

We gotta move these colour tv's



See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup

Yeah buddy that's his own hair

That little faggot got his own jet airplane

That little faggot he's a millionaire



We gotta install microwave ovens

Custom kitchen deliveries

We gotta move these refrigerators

We gotta move these colour tv's



I shoulda learned to play the guitar

I shoulda learned to play them drums

Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera

Man we could have some fun

And he's up there, what's that? hawaiian noises?

Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee

That ain't workin' that's the way you do it

Get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free



We gotta install microwave ovens

Custom kitchen deliveries

We gotta move these refrigerators

We gotta move these colour tv's, lord



Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it

You play the guitar on the mtv

That ain't workin' that's the way you do it

Money for nothin' and your chicks for free

Money for nothin' and chicks for free