More verses to Humoresque by Dick Parks



Many dentists recommend

That using fluoride puts an end

To cavities forever-

North is up.



Stewardesses, take your places

Put a smile upon your faces

The Captain's out of gas-

Knit one, purl two.



No admittance to the service

Shop - it makes our lawyer nervice;

You can use our lounge-

Next window, please.



Taxpayers who use the Table

May round off where they are able;

Itemize deductions-

You are HERE.



Only during business hours

You'll be shot if you pick flowers.

Please don't touch the statues-

I like Ike.



Lots of baggage looks the same;

Make sure yours has your name.

No one wants your laundry-

This end up.

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It's important when writing verses to Humoresque to follow the

original ("Passengers . ." (which, by the way, is correctly attributed

to Mr. Justice Douglas)) to preserve the use of a non-sequitur in

the last line.



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