Here we go down, down, down

Down upon all fours

We'll make it true, this is exactly what we do

When we're making true confessions

With our blood cuddles and piggy-back kisses

We make the beast with two backs and nothing ever misses



As we ride, ride, ride

Ride upon, ride upon

Ride upon the mouthtrap



What is this hungry thing

What is this turgid little thing

That's crawling around in my backyard again

Into it's hole, I think my hair will fall

As it goes round and round in my backyard again



Here we go round and round this squeamish town

We are making true confessions

And if it's true it is exactly what we do

When we're making true confessions

With our blood cuddles and backyard kisses

Upon this two-backed beast and nothing ever misses



As we ride, ride, ride

Ride upon, ride upon, ride upon

Ride upon the mouthtrap



Oh big brother mouthtrap

You sit upon my knees

You sing on my confessional the things you get for free

Oh dearest spirit we are sorry for having offended thee

Because thou art so good

We will never sin again



We will just go down

Down upon all fours

We'll make it true, this is exactly what we do

When we're making true confessions

With our blood cuddles and piggy-back kisses

We make the beast with two backs and nothing ever misses



As we ride, ride, ride

Ride upon the dog-trap, deathtrap, blood trap, mouthtrap, dog-trap

Deathtrap, blood trap, mouthtrap, dog-trap