Moving to Florida"

by the Butthole Surfers



I'm goin' to move down to florida

and I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game

I'm gonna cut off my leg down in florida

An I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain

Well they say this ??? heals blind man

And tthey say that it'll be ??? a Soviet Jew

I tell that when I go down to florida

there ain't no kind of sexual healing that I would not should not or could

not do said it right here



well i'm movin' down to florida

and you know I'm gonna have to potty train the chairman Mao

and I'm gonna make the governor right my doo doo a letter child

and then I'm gonna grind me a white castle flat out of India's sacred cow

well I'm goin' down to florida child

and I'm gonna build me the atomic bomb

I'm gonna hold time hostage down in florida child

and nobody, ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do - step child



aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



by this time i guess you've figured out about florida

turned the muddy water into vaselene stand

they be making tadpoles the size of mercurys in florida

that be telling Julio Inglesias what to sing

now whoever said that Sidney ??? was a blind man

knew the same of Elvis Presley too

cuz all dhe sausages that dance like Ray Boulder (?) on the hood of a car

in a traffic jam

know just exactly what to do

right here





well i be goin to florida

pole cats ??? ???? the Seminole sun

you know that I'm in florida

just like Vince I want it all

well i'm goin down to florida

i got hurt

so i took all the children down to florida

then i stored the ????

well i never goin back to florida

that's why I'm moving today

when i settled down in florida

i'm gonna explode the whole damn Tampa bay

get ??? in florida

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(Any help would be appreciated