Schnine

He's a pretty good guy

He's nice to his neighbors, uh huh

You can count on him to buy your school candy bars

He's a real nice guy

He always got the jumper cable, uh heyow, uh heyow

He'll take your mail in when you're on vacation

He's a good-hearted man

Volunteers at the library, hey ho

He'll help you find a book on whales

He's a thoughtful man

Remembers your boithday, yuh, heyow, heyow

Says G-d bless you when you sneeze



But there's a problem

It's not your average problem

But it's a pretty big problem

His hobby is moyda

His hobby is moyda

He'll eat hamboyga

Then commit moyda



He's a friendly guy

He waves to all the joggers, hey hi

Children use his backyard as a short-cut, hoo, heyow

He's a real sweet guy

He'll take you to the airport, say hey

You can borrow his snow-blower anytime you want, you know that

He's a cool, cool guy

He always recycles, hidy hi hidy ho

Referees the Junior High basketball for no pay, oh yeah

He's a great, great man

He'll sign your petition, hee haw

Then proceed to compliment your new haircut



But there's a problem

It's not a common problem

But it's a pretty big problem

His hobby is moyda

His hobby is moyda

South of the boyda

He's wanted for moyda



Here he comes

Hey Larry, how ya doin'?

How's the garden coming?

You know, it's interesting

I just read at the library

That you need to rotate the soil

To get real plump, red tomatoes

Oh, and one more thing



My hobby is moyda

Two, three, four

I'm a sick man

My hobby is moyda

I'll eat at hamboyga

Then commit moyda, eyeah, heeyeah







I never loiter

After committing the doity deed of moyda







Only Sigmund Freuda

Knows why I cannot and will not stop committing moyda







Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder