Verse:

In a land made of string

where the hills are balls of twine

and the doctor knits the sun

down in a baseball diamond mine

and the mozzarella sweaters

get sewn to the tits

where the lump behind the sheet

is where the tumor took a shit

and i'll be getting head

under the rainbow

and i'll be getting head

under the rainbow

and i'll be getting head

under the raaa-inbo-oh-w

well we came upon a cracker

and we all came on this cracker

and the last one had to eat it

and she did

but she threw it up like a whore

and the sunshine stabbed right through her

like a whore on a skewer

in the wind

and i'll be getting head

under the rainbow

and i'll be getting head

under the rainbow

and i'll be getting head

under the raaa-inbo-oh-w


now the king was reading comics

when he stepped into some vomit

and he screamed like forty wolves

being burned alive

and i rode my dolpin adam

and he fed my dolphin stars

he fed my dolphin stars

like you'd put gasoline in cars

papa was smart

but mama said i wasn't

now i've got a million dollars

but who doesn't?

gonna go to the graveyard

to get some beggin' done

gonna dig up megan

and cut out my son