(p: pmd, e: erick sermon, b: both)



P: good morning mr. bozack, time to wake up the nuts

(for what) to hit the shower, so i can wash the butt

E: damn (last night was crazy) word life, i had a blast

P: it was ass for days, nuts had a full tank of gas

E: golly, g, word p, tits and vd

P: pussy kicking louder than my alpine benzi, box

E: yes, i fresh, sweet like gumdrops

Pay me like oprah and no one to cockblock

P: slow down big fella (why) i think you're gassing me

E: p, get off my big dick, chill, stop harrassing me

P: your dick, you mean my dick and don't forget

Now let me scrub that head because it smells like fish

B: mr. bozack (repeat 2x)



E: that's your fault, black (explain) no jim hat

You got in some fly shit and stuck me in bear back

Smarty, what happened over there at the party

Was it vodka and smeared on a bit of bacardi

P: no dick (don't call me that) sorry mr. bozack

But you didn't help, talking bout (where the hoes at)

E: i was hard (how hard) hard enuff to buck

(shit, you didn't rush the pussy) see, i stuffed her like a duck

P: mr. bozack (what) you went out like a sucker

E: not me, g, p, cuz you the one who bucked her

P: hachoo (god bless you) damn, here's a tissue

E: yo, p i'm feeling sick

P: relax, what can i get you, tetracycline

E: no a penicillin cap, it burns

P: yo, chill mr. bozack

E: no, i can't believe that (cool jack) screw that

All you had to do was wear a jim hat

P: i reached for one, but didn't quite make it

She grabbed on your head piece, i couldn't quite take it

Now lounge mr. bozack, stop cryin like a wuss

Now bone up the nuts, g, cuz yo, there's more puss

E: look, p, the b-o-z is like audi

P: audi like who

E: motherfuckin kurt gowdy



It's the jim... owwww, it burns

Don't worry, g, i'll have ya hooked up on friday

We'll go get the shot real quick

Everything will be copestetic

Oh what the hell all, got to stab this hoe cake right?


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