A horse is a horse

Of course of course

And no one can talk to a horse,

Of course

That is, of course

Unless the horse

Is the famous Mister Ed!



Go right to the source

And ask the horse

He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse

He's always on a steady course

Talk to Mister Ed!



People yakkity-yak a streak

And waste your time of day

But Mister Ed will never speak

Unless he has something to say!



Oh, a horse is a horse

Of course, of course

And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse

You never heard of a talking horse?



Well, listen to this:

". . . I am Mister Ed!"