Hello Mr. Krinkle

How are you today?

Seems the rumors are about

your team might move away

Now, me I'm sentimental

But I'm not one to cry



Say there Mr. Krinkle

let's cruise the Bastard boat

Damn then sonsabitches

with their gill-nets set afloat

I flip on my tele and I watch the waters die

C'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why



Hey ho Mr. Krinkle

have you heard the brand new sound

It's a cross between Jimi Hendrix

Bocephus, Cher and James Brown

It's called "Heavy Hometown"

New Wave, cold-filtered, low-calorie dry

C'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why