Mister Sandman, bring me a dream

Make him the cutest boy that I've ever seen

Give him two lips like roses in clover

Then tell me that my lonesome nights are over



Mister Sandman, I'm so alone

Don't have a boyfriend to call my own

Please turn on your magic beam

Mister Sandman, bring us a dream



Mister Sandman, bring me a dream

Please make him gargle, and brush with Gleem

Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci,

But not as closeted as Liberace!



Mister Sandman, bring me a "he"

Give him a basket... of flowers for me

Please turn on your magic beam

Mister Sandman, bring us

Please please bring us

Mister Sandman, bring us a dream (a dream)

A dream (a dream)



Mister Sandman, (Yes) I need a man (What kind of man?)

No one psychotic or Republican (I'll do what I can)

Give him two legs, like Greg Lougainis

But make him public about his gayness!



Mister Sandman (Sandman), won't you believe

We want a Superman like Christopher Reeve

Some one who will make us scream (Ahhhh!)

Mister Sandman, bring us

Please please bring us

Mister Sandman, bring us a dream (a dream)

Mister Sandman, bring us a....

A dream