(Mason, Slamer, Ward)





A man could die of thirst



First to the bar and the last to get served



Landlord laughs



You can't get the staff these days





Guess who should walk through the door



Dressed to the nines



And looking nine more



Shows his face



Everyone in the place gets a wave





Hello M-m-m-Mr. Shoes



We love to look at you



Mr. Shoes



Solarium tan you could say he's a man



Mr. Shoes



We love to look at you





Mr. Shoes



A flick of the wrist



And a Listermint kiss



A boy could get sick of this



Sand in your face and the taste on your lips



And how come your suit looks much better



On you than me





It's so hard when you're 21



Life's too short when your nails are too long



And man I could use some of your



"Koo-Ka-Choo"



Mr. Shoes