You want a guy who can bring the bacon

And you want a guy with Savoir Faire

Somebody who can take control of it

Someone with cool, black, shiny hair



Yeah!



You don't want a boyfriend

What you want is Mr. Spock

To come to your wasteland

And destroy the ro-o-o-bot

Something more than human

Someone with blood that's cold and green

You want something better than me



Captain Kirk went to the planet

And there he fought the man lizard.

He saved the ship, invented the gun powder

But that's just not good enough for you, is it?!



No!



You don't want a boyfriend

What you want is Mr. Spock

To come to your wasteland

And destroy the ro-o-o-bot

Something more than human

Someone with blood that's cold and green

You want something better than me, me!



You sit all night at your computer

Drinking Diet Dr. Pepper

Looking for an answer to it all!

Say the words!

Say the words!

Say, say, say the words!



You don't want a boyfriend

What you want is Mr. Spock

To come to your wasteland

And destroy the ro-o-o-bot

Something more than human

Someone with blood that's cold and green

You want something better than me, me, than me!